Clark County Politics: Local leftist serial texter Sean Guard on his overdue departure as Washouganl mayor.

Leftist always cover for leftists.

He may be saying "good by," but most of us are saying "good riddance."

Sean Guard's proven and despicable behavior notwithstanding, local leftist mayors gathered around and sent the local serial texter out with style, befitting a mayor who, well, hasn't been convicted of impersonating a police officer and, currently, under investigation for his well know, rather bizarre text messaging that tends to make Sen. Al Franken look like something of a rank armature in comparison.

Soon to be replaced by another leftist who will ignore the will of those she governs, Molly Coston (supported by RINO's such as Brent "Rivers Lapdog" Boger instead of the Republican who ran against Costen, Clark County GOP PCO membership notwithstanding.), the train-sitting fake cop will soon become a distant memory.

Many of these same leftists were steadfast in their support of the whack-job mayor, who will finally, irretrievably be leaving government in a couple of weeks. They routinely attacked the man most responsible for Guard's political demise, outside Guard himself.

None of them, to my knowledge, lauded Commissioner David Madore or Tom Mielke for their service... and niether of them engaged in this variety of low-lifer scummery.

Check this for some of Guard's more artistic efforts: (WARNING: Requires strong stomach.)

07/20/2015 12:01PM
Sean Guard:
Holy heck, Batman! Nice mirror!
Local Girl:
Why thank you:)
Sean Guard:
I had nothing to do with it!
Thank your parents!
wow!
Local Girl:
;)
Sean Guard:
Totally boring Monday afternoon
Local Girl:
It sure is...
Sean Guard:
Hate days like these
feel so unproductive
game of 20 questions?
Local Girl:
Go for it..🙂
Sean Guard:
new York city or Caribbean?
Local Girl:
Caribbean....all the way!!
Sean Guard:
your turn
Local Girl:
If you had your choice to live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Sean Guard:
St. Lucia
steak or fish?
Local Girl:
Very cool..fish
Ice cream or gelato?
Sean Guard:
ice cream
Local Girl:
No way!
Sean Guard:
chocolate, vanilla or ????
Local Girl:
Vanilla
Sean Guard:
LOVE me some cream!
Local Girl:
😉 football or basketball?
Sean Guard:
Torn, both
skydive or parasail?
Local Girl:
Lol I figured
Skydive
Surf or snow ski?
Sean Guard:
surf
snow ski or water ski?
Local Girl:
Snow ski
Ocean or the mountains?
Sean Guard:
torn again...........but I am called to water.
LOVEntains to just rest and contemplate
read the book or see the movie?
Local Girl:
Ocean is my peace
Sean Guard:
ditto
Local Girl:
Movie
:)
Sean Guard:
ha! Instant gratification, huh?
Local Girl:
Most definitely....
Have to have it now!!!
Sean Guard:
I know that feeling WAY too well!
Local Girl:
;)
Dogs or cats?
Sean Guard:
dogs
Local Girl:
Good answer.....
Sean Guard:
one piece or bikini?
Local Girl:
Nothing
Lol
Sean Guard:
MMMMMM!
Local Girl:
Lol .....I speak the truth
Sean Guard:
GOOD answer! Ha!
Local Girl:
Lol
Sean Guard:
so, this one should be simple........jammies, t-shirt or buff?
Local Girl:
Buff:)
Sleep us suppose to be comfy
Sean Guard:
agreed
Local Girl:
You?
Sean Guard:
there is a Goddess in the room!
boxers
and bikini
ha!
Local Girl:
:))))) lol
So funny
Sean Guard:
spit or swallow?
Local Girl:
Swallow
Sean Guard:
OMFG! She IS a Goddess!
Local Girl:
:)) lol
Now your going to have to hang on while I do something real quick;) brb if your still here when I return....😉
Sean Guard:
No worries. Working on emails
Sean Guard:
pie or cake?
Sean Guard:
Cool Whip or the can?
Sean Guard:
heels or barefoot?
Sean Guard:
trimmed, shaved or natural?
Sean Guard:
I have bored her.........
07/20/2015 7:04PM
Sean Guard:
Did I offend? Not my intent.
Local Girl:
Not one bit:)
Just got busy
Local Girl:
How are you
Sean Guard:
Good, continuing the day at home.
Local Girl:
Sounds relaxing
Sean Guard:
I don't even recall what the last questions were that I asked, but I am btting that you are WAY beghind!
behind
Local Girl:
Lol yup
Sean Guard:
not relaxing. Still catching up
Local Girl:
Ughhhhh
Sean Guard:
too busy lately, now playing wrap-up, catch-up
Local Girl:
Summer time.....I'm sure your crazy busy
Sean Guard:
somewhat
lots of stress
Sean Guard:
too much
little relief
07/24/2015 9:46AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning
07/29/2015 7:19PM
Sean Guard:
Happy Wednesday
Local Girl:
Right back at you 😉
Sean Guard:
Was today a good day?
Sean Guard:
10 more questions?
07/29/2015 9:01PM
Sean Guard:
No?
08/06/2015 5:33PM
Sean Guard:
Hey
If I ticked you off, my apologies. Not intended.
08/07/2015 10:03PM
Local Girl:
Not at all;)
08/08/2015 7:38AM
Local Girl:
Hope you got my message ?
08/08/2015 8:59AM
Sean Guard:
Yes, did
Local Girl:
Good
08/08/2015 7:56PM
Local Girl:
How are you?
08/09/2015 2:20PM
Sean Guard:
I am well. Long weekend. You?
08/13/2015 11:13AM
Sean Guard:
Happy Thursday
So, pancakes or waffles?
Local Girl:
Happy Thursday to you!
Brb
Btw WAFFLES
Sean Guard:
I LOVE waffles!
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (no text sent)
Sean Guard:
Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump?
08/13/2015 3:26PM
Local Girl:
Donald Trump:) you??
08/13/2015 6:46PM
Sean Guard:
Haven't seen a candidate I like yet
08/13/2015 8:42PM
Local Girl:
Honest answer:)
Steak or seafood?
Sean Guard:
Mmmm, may I have both?
Local Girl:
Absolutely;)
Sean Guard:
Love shrimp, scallops, clams, lobster. Just not oysters Crab and lobster can be very sensual
Local Girl:
I love lobster!!! It is my fav
Sean Guard:
Me too
Record is 8 tails
Local Girl:
They sure can
Yummy
Sean Guard:
The whole melted butter, sucking on it......
Local Girl:
On my toes;)
Sean Guard:
And I BBQ awesome steaks
You love your toes sucked?
Local Girl:
I bet you do
I certainly do
Local Girl:
So wheres my steak??
Sean Guard:
Mmmm, good thing I like to suck and lick.....
Just made awesome rib eyes on tuesday.
Thick, meaty....
Local Girl:
Ummmmmm.....yummy
Sean Guard:
I would be happy to make you something succulent
Dripping in goodness
Local Girl:
I would gladly enjoy that
Sean Guard:
Then we both would
What does -------- love the most?
Local Girl:
Everything 😉 no joke
Sean Guard:
Everything.......pretty wide open door
Anything you don't enjoy?
bad question?
Sean Guard:
wowza
Local Girl:
Lol no....not that I can think of anyway.
Sean Guard:
What brings you off the best?
Local Girl:
Usually it's having my nipples played with first and then I love be ate out;) you?
Sean Guard:
Mmmmm, I LOVE to eat pussy........for hours
all positions
me? Anything long and deep
Local Girl:
Ummmmmmm......really??
Sean Guard:
can you orgasm from just havng your nipples sucked and nibbled on?
yes. Hours.
Local Girl:
Yup....I sure can
Sean Guard:
mmmmm. Sucking nips and fingering your wet clit......
Local Girl:
I can orgasm from suckin cock.
Sean Guard:
You ARE a goddess
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;)))))
Sean Guard:
----------, how large are they?
Local Girl:
Double D
Sean Guard:
Mmmmmm, nice. Firm?
Ohhhh, fuck.!
LOVE great tits
Mmmm, let me taste that.......please?
sit on my face for awhile?
In need of an awesome massage. Can I pay you for that?
Local Girl:
You let me know when?
Sean Guard:
I do love to eat from behind.........
tomorrow?
Local Girl:
When tomorrow?
Sean Guard:
you decide
shower, oils and all?
Local Girl:
Probably around 2. Yup;) I'll message with exact time by 10
Sean Guard:
k.
Local Girl:
I'm closing my eyes for the night
Sean Guard:
what can I bring?
Local Girl:
You!
Sean Guard:
Lol
Local Girl:
Sleep good;)
Sean Guard:
My cell, 360 9-- ----
Local Girl:
HIDDEN TO PROTECT THE SOURCE
Sean Guard:
k.
Local Girl:
Night
Sean Guard:
warning, my tongue s ere ct!
Local Girl:
Handsome;)
Sean Guard:
tongue is erect
Local Girl:
Lol love it;)
Sean Guard:
sleep well
what part of town are you in?
Local Girl:
I'm up in sunset Ridge
Sean Guard:
k
looking forward to it
Local Girl:
Me too!
Sean Guard:
sure I cannot bring anything?
Local Girl:
I'll think about it..let you know! If you dont hear from me by 10:30 please text me
Good night
Sean Guard:k
That second pic is stunning!
Local Girl:
Thank you. I have more.
Sean Guard:
gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous
I can only cream of more!
I mean.......dream!
08/14/2015 7:09AM
Local Girl:
Morning
Sean Guard
Sean
Good morning
I hope you slept well
08/14/2015 10:10AM
Sean Guard:
Are you really up for giving a massage today?
Local Girl:
Yes I am. I have kids home on summer break. Trying to figure this out. I work until 1. I was just going to message you.
Sean Guard:
k
where are you working?
Sean Guard:
what would you charge for a 90-minute massage?
08/14/2015 8:47PM
Sean Guard:
Was it a good day?
08/15/2015 1:51PM
Local Girl:
Hard long day:( my schedule is wide open monday. Let me know if your free;)
08/16/2015 7:24AM
Sean Guard:
What do you have in mind?
08/16/2015 10:16AM
Sean Guard:
what time is best for you?
Sean Guard:
Killing me with anticipation..........
08/16/2015 9:26PM
Sean Guard:
Heo?
hello
08/17/2015 10:35AM
Sean Guard:
Ok, so I am thinking maybe you were just joking or teasing about today.
Local Girl:
Nope...not at all. Just getting home from vancouver. My schedule is free but this whole summer thing makes in home impossible. Thought my son would be gone by now for sand lake. Honestly thought he'd be out of here by 6 am this morning.
Sean Guard:
Gotcha
Whatdo you have in mind??
Sean Guard:
Bad question?
Local Girl:
I was going to ask what you have in mind?
Sean Guard:
You first!
I don't want to assume anything!
Local Girl:
Lol nope. You;) or you gotta give me a minute until I stop driving. Might run myself off road
Sean Guard:
ok, waiting...............--------
Sean Guard:
my back is sore s hell.............
as
Sean Guard:
what time do you think is best for you?
Sean Guard:
I can think of a few fun things to do.
Sean Guard:
Let me know if you are up to doing a massage. If not, anything is fun. Favorite cocktail?
08/17/2015 8:58PM
Sean Guard:
Sorry it didn't work out
Have you ever tried the private hot tubs for rent in Portland?
Sean Guard:
Prefer a bath or a shower?
08/18/2015 5:25AM
Local Girl:
Shower and yes I've heard of the hot tubs in Portland;)
08/18/2015 12:47PM
Sean Guard:
Interested in going to one?
08/18/2015 5:56PM
Local Girl:
Yes....absolutely. let's make it happen
I'm off Thursday/Friday
Sean Guard:
Friday afternoon?
Local Girl:
After 3?
Sean Guard:
Sure. Leave washougal at 3 pm?
08/19/2015 7:43AM
Sean Guard:
Holy mother.....
Sean Guard:
Do you enjoy all of that being licked?
More, more!
08/19/2015 7:30PM
Sean Guard:
Hello?
May I call you?
08/20/2015 10:41AM
Sean Guard:
Still on for tomorrow?
08/20/2015 12:23PM
Sean Guard:
Hopefully
08/20/2015 1:31PM
Local Girl:
I just saw you;)
Dark.grey f150...you wearing a purple shirt?
Local Girl:
Yes on your message
Sean Guard:
Yes ma'am, that was me
Where did I pass you?
Local Girl:
I was getting gas at minit mart
Sean Guard:
Sorry, I didn't even look around. My bad!
What would you like to drink tomorrow?
08/20/2015 3:39PM
Local Girl:
It's ok....🙂 I love white wine. I'm not picky...
08/20/2015 5:49PM
Sean Guard:
You just let me know you would prefer to have.
Local Girl:
:)
How's your evening
Sean Guard:
Good so far. Dinner. Has been a long day. Stressful.
08/20/2015 8:15PM
Sean Guard:
Earlier than 3 pm?
08/21/2015 6:34AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning
08/21/2015 8:48AM
Sean Guard:
Did you sleep well?
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Good morning...I slept great! I'm working but I will be in touch with you around 1, maybe a little earlier. Just to touch basis;)
Sean Guard:
Ok. Are we still on?
Local Girl:
I got called in this morning at 3 am. Yes I'm off soon.
Sean Guard:
Sean Guard:
Can we go early?
Local Girl:
Trying as we speak.
Stupid phone......ughhhhh
Sean Guard:
Ok, just let me know. They opened at noon, no idea how busy they get
Sean Guard:
How long would you likeo spend in the hot tubs?
08/21/2015 4:14PM
Local Girl:
I'm still working. I'm sorry
Sean Guard:
My loss, truly
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Sean Guard:
So wanted to meet you
And seriously wanted to taste you
Is that bad to admit?
Local Girl:
No....because I feel the same way
Sean Guard:
What is your schedule tomorrow?
You do know that I had prostate cancer and certain parts don't work, correct
Local Girl:
Yes I do know you had cancer. I'm off tomorrow but have to run to battleground early morning. Couple hours
Sean Guard:
The ball is in your court.
I would love to give you a couple hours of fun, laughs
Some relaxation and relief
You just need to let me know if that works for you
And what you would like to do
Sean Guard:
Ideas?
08/21/2015 8:11PM
Sean Guard:
Still working?
08/22/2015 10:30AM
Sean Guard:
Today?
08/22/2015 3:34PM
Sean Guard:
Wondering
08/24/2015 11:40AM
Sean Guard:
Happy Monday!
Sean Guard:
Was it a good weekend?
Do you have time today to get a massage?
08/28/2015 8:17AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning
Local Girl:
Morning handsome;) been thinking about you. Checked on you yesterday because I hadn't seen any recent post
Sean Guard:
Busy days.
Local Girl:
I bet. A lot going on for you I'm sure.
Is that new hot dog place good??
Sean Guard:
Too much going on. No down time
It isn't bad. A bit spendy for a normal sized dog
How are you?
Local Girl:
Ughhhhh...hate that. With the holidays around the corner I'm sure your going to just get busier too:( I'm super excited for winter. It's my first winter back home after 4 years.....I would love to get to know you more.
Sneak away to Mt hood for dinner...hood river area is one of my favs.
Sean Guard:
Ball is in your court......
Local Girl:
I know it is...little worried maybe...😉
Sean Guard:
About?? What?
Sean Guard:
Shy?
Local Girl:
Lol no........not at all. Just very private. Extremely! Don't like anyone in my business;)
I'm not talking about you. You can be all up in my business;) hahaha
Sean Guard:
So why are you worried? Trust me, even more private here.
08/28/2015 4:17PM
Sean Guard:
Hello?
08/28/2015 8:02PM
Local Girl:
Hi
Sean Guard:
Hello
Glad to see you
Sean Guard:
And, once again we miss each other
08/29/2015 6:10AM
Local Girl:
You up?
08/29/2015 7:39AM
Sean Guard:
Up, yes. Just not on FB till now. How are you?
Sean Guard:
Are you there?
08/29/2015 10:37AM
Sean Guard:
?
08/30/2015 12:34PM
Sean Guard:
I want! Today!
Is that you getting stuffed?
Local Girl:
;)
Sean Guard:
Call me
Please?
Tease!
Local Girl:
Nope. I'm here. Just trying to drive
Sean Guard:
Driving home? Can i buy you a drink?
08/30/2015 1:58PM
Sean Guard:
Feeling kind of foolish here
Local Girl:
Sorry I'm coming from sandy Oregon and it's pooring
Sean Guard:
Was that you in the video?
Local Girl:
Yes. But that was older..my ex.
Sean Guard:
Lucky fucker!
Local Girl:
Lol
Sean Guard:
Seriously
Nice fuck
Was he is your puss or your ass?
Sean Guard:
NAME Hidden..........
08/30/2015 7:00PM
Sean Guard:
Hello
Local Girl:
Well hello...I'm finally relaxing
Sean Guard:
Good. ove to be there with you!
Local Girl:
Sooo wish you were....I could really relax;)
Sean Guard:
Mmm, yes
Local Girl:
What are you up to?
Sean Guard:
staring at computer
thinking of you...............
Local Girl:
yay!!!
Busy day tomorrow?
Sean Guard:
Not too bad
somewhat open
so, was his cock in your pussy or your ass? It was tough to see.....
LOVED those tits!
Local Girl:
Ass
Why thank you;)
Sean Guard:
Mmmmmmm, delicious!
love to relax you on your knees with my face in your pussy
VERY sweet!
Local Girl:
:)
Sean Guard:
so nice
those big, full tits
can you orgasm being butt-fucked?
08/30/2015 9:12PM
Sean Guard:
Killing me!
Sean Guard:
Hello?
Total Goddess!
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (not text sent)
Sean Guard:
How large are they??
Local Girl:
Double d
Sean Guard:
44?
48??
Local Girl:
Hahaha
Sean Guard:
love to feel them up
while behind you!
Local Girl:
Dayum!!!!
Sean Guard:
So, when are we going to make this happen?
Local Girl:
Kids are back to school the 2nd. What's your day look like?
Sean Guard:
I can clear my schedule
Local Girl:
11ish?
Sean Guard:
I think I only have a noon meeting in portland
I will move my mtg
where?
Local Girl:
My place...
Sean Guard:
k
Local Girl:
I'll text you address
Sean Guard:
k
Local Girl:
I'm heading to bed handsome;) sleep good
Sean Guard:
you too
08/31/2015 10:44AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning
09/01/2015 11:29AM
Sean Guard:
Hello?
09/01/2015 12:51PM
Sean Guard:
Will tomorrow happen?
Local Girl:
We said 11 right?
Sean Guard:
yes
or whatever works for you
09/01/2015 3:40PM
Sean Guard:
address?
09/02/2015 6:31AM
Sean Guard:
Hopefully see you today?
Local Girl:
Do you have a meeting today?
Sean Guard:
On my way to it now, done by 10 am
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (No text was sent)
Sean Guard:
I'm hoping to feel your healing hands
But you have not said yes yet, or sent me an address
Sean Guard:
I am hopeful
09/02/2015 9:01AM
Sean Guard:
??
Just leaving my meeting in downtown Portland
09/02/2015 10:10AM
Sean Guard:
Killing me!
Sean Guard:
I can take a hint, it is ok.
Local Girl:
Lol stop. Not true. Started working at 3 am today. Getting out of here now. Going home to make sure the coast is clear.
Sean Guard:
Ok.
wine?
Local Girl:
Does everyone in town know your rig?
Sean Guard:
nope
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (No text was sent)
Sean Guard:
I can park a block or two away if you are concerned
Just let me know
Sean Guard:
Thoughts?
Sean Guard:
Just message me here on facebook.
So, not today or just later today?
Local Girl:
Later today
Sean Guard:
Let's go grab a cocktail in the meantime
Or take a couple bottles of wine and go sit somewhere
drink a bottle and hit the hot tubs at 3 PM with the other bottle
Sean Guard:
wine, wine, wine......
Sean Guard:
Love to see you in lingerie.......
and out of it!
Sean Guard:
reay?
ready?
09/02/2015 3:22PM
Sean Guard:
My loss today.
09/03/2015 10:38AM
Sean Guard:
AMAZING dream about you last night............
09/03/2015 2:10PM
Sean Guard:
Can I buy you a drink today?
09/04/2015 8:08AM
Sean Guard:
Crushed. Just sayin
09/04/2015 11:28AM
Sean Guard:
Watching one of the most amazing ass-fuck videos I have ever seen......
09/05/2015 3:47PM
Sean Guard:
Hmmmm
09/08/2015 8:21AM
Sean Guard:
Sorry it is not working out.
09/08/2015 10:20AM
Sean Guard:
Was it fun for you??
09/08/2015 2:04PM
Sean Guard:
Prefer Timberline Lodge, but no one to go with me......
Local Girl:
Hmmmmmm;)Ocean Shores ....house on a canal that's dog friendly. House is about 12 years old. It's beautiful.
Sean Guard:
Can I take you with??
Local Girl:
When are you going?? I do love the ocean
Sean Guard:
I just need a serious get-away and down time.
This is for the whole family, but could use another break
Thinking of taking the travel trailer to Belknap Hot Springs
just swim in hot water for 3 days
Local Girl:
You should totally rent this house for your family.
Kayaks, paddle boats etc...you can use to play in the canal. Garage I'd full of games.
That's sounds amazing
I'll get you Greg and Jennells number. Hes a game warden. Good people.
Sean Guard:
YOU sounded amazing.
Local Girl:
😉 blushing
Sean Guard:
At least you can be in my dreams........
09/09/2015 11:52AM
Sean Guard:
Home today?
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (no text sent)
Sean Guard:
cocktail?
09/09/2015 5:38PM
Sean Guard:
Maybe not.....
Local Girl:
Hello
Sean Guard:
Hi
Local Girl:
How are you
Sean Guard:
Good, just got home. You?
Sean Guard:
And, she goes silent
09/11/2015 2:47PM
Local Girl:
Hi
Sean Guard:
Hello!
Local Girl:
How is your friday?
Sean Guard:
boring
you?
Local Girl:
Ughhhhh....just getting home from work and jumping in shower. Not to bad. Went by fast
Sean Guard:
Hmmmm.....jumping in the shower........join you?
Local Girl:
😉 I wish
Sean Guard:
damn!
love to massage you
Sean Guard:
May I come and lick you off?
09/21/2015 10:26AM
Sean Guard:
Hi
Local Girl:
Well hello stranger....
Sean Guard:
I hope that you are well
Local Girl:
I am great. You?
Sean Guard:
Trying to be as great as you are!
Local Girl:
It's easy..😉
Sean Guard:
Not!
Local Girl:
Lol
Octoberfest...you going?
Sean Guard:
My apologies again if I made you uncomfortable in any way.
yes, I help run it
Local Girl:
Not at all.....I just get busy. You do huh?
I'll be there
Sean Guard:
I was the one who got it started with Amnesia. It was aperfect partnership
Busy also means that you need breaks. Relaxation. Relief......
Have you had any relief lately?
I should ask, have you ENJOYED any relief lately!
Local Girl:
Nope:( to much work and no play!
Sean Guard:
Sorry to hear that...............
If I can ever..........
My tongue would love to take a stroll......
Some wine this afternoon?
Local Girl:
I probably won't be back through town until 5:30ish??
Sean Guard:
ok.....
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (No text was sent)
Sean Guard:
love to kiss those nipples/........
listen to you orgasm
Local Girl:
BLANK Message (No text was sent)
Sean Guard:
yes?
Sean Guard:
maybe?
I will bring you a towel!
09/21/2015 6:35PM
Local Girl:
;-)
Sean Guard:
I will only be able to dream about it
Local Girl:
Dreams are AMAZING .....
Sean Guard:
Good god have I had some about you!
Local Girl:
Good
Sean Guard:
No.....I want to taste!
Local Girl:
Going for a short night run
Sean Guard:
Hmmm, meet you?
09/22/2015 9:12AM
Sean Guard:
My loss. Again.
09/25/2015 8:35PM
Sean Guard:
Hi
09/28/2015 10:42AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning
09/29/2015 9:24AM
Sean Guard:
Hmmmm. Should I say Good Morning, or just skip it........
09/29/2015 5:31PM
Local Girl:
Good evening;) I'm happy you said good Morning
09/29/2015 9:02PM
Sean Guard:
Ha!
09/30/2015 6:32AM
Local Girl:
;)
Hopefully I'll see you this weekend
09/30/2015 7:49AM
Sean Guard:
I will be there
09/30/2015 9:10PM
Sean Guard:
Alone tonight?
10/01/2015 8:43AM
Local Girl:
Morning
10/04/2015 7:07PM
Sean Guard:
Never saw you over the weekend
10/05/2015 9:18AM
Local Girl:
I saw you..didn't want to bug you. Actually avoided you. Thought you saw me a couple times...
10/05/2015 10:23AM
Sean Guard:
Avoided me?? Why?
10/05/2015 6:25PM
Sean Guard:
???
Sean Guard:
Have I offended you, ----------?
Local Girl:
Not at alll
Sean Guard
Sean
Why avoid me?
10/07/2015 1:17PM
Sean Guard:
??
10/16/2015 10:14AM
Sean Guard:
Why did you avoid me at Oktoberfest?
10/16/2015 5:20PM
Sean Guard:
Hello??
Local Girl:
Well.hello there handsome
10/18/2015 1:28PM
Sean Guard:
You avoided me?
Sean Guard
Sean
??
10/18/2015 8:11PM
Sean Guard:
ok
10/19/2015 8:38AM
Local Girl:
When?
Come on....we're not past that yet;)
I avoid everyone....i avoid drama at all cost! I just didn't know what i should do:-(
10/19/2015 9:43AM
Sean Guard:
My loss. I just didn't know why you would avoid me.
10/27/2015 8:05AM
Sean Guard:
I keep remembering that video of you getting fucked in the ass........Mmmmmm
Local Girl:
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Sean Guard:
Oh, good morning!
Local Girl:
How are you??
Sean Guard:
I am well, thank you. I hope you are as well
Local Girl:
I am.....i just got asked to do a photoshoot. Not a real clean shoot lol
Sean Guard:
Meaning???
11/06/2015 11:48AM
Sean Guard:
Mmmmm
Local Girl:
How are you?
Sean Guard:
Good. You?
Local Girl:
Im great.... its friday!!!
Sean Guard:
finally!
and sunny
Local Girl:
I know! Makes me smile
Sean Guard:
How's the love life?
Local Girl:
Lol i dont have a love life! No desire to have one either. To fresh out of my first heart break and my LAST;)
Sean Guard:
Ok, so just sex???????
Local Girl:
That's more like it. Great!
Sean Guard:
Ha!
Just use my face and tongue.....anywhere you would like it
But I scare you........
Yes?
Local Girl:
Lol
Sean Guard:
How come I scare you?
What is your favorite position to orgasm in?
Has to be at least one that really gets you off
Sean Guard:
Good golly you disappear in a hurry! Giving up!
Local Girl:
Sorry:( just super busy. My phone isn't charging....bummer!
Sean Guard:
Sorry
I will stop flirting
Local Girl:
Please don't...I never said anything about that 🙂 i didnt!
Sean Guard:
??
I don't want you to be uncomfortable
Thought maybe we were looking for similar things
No worries
Sean Guard:
Enjoy the sun!
11/07/2015 2:27PM
Local Girl:
How are you? Its soooooo yucky out
11/10/2015 7:50AM
Sean Guard:
Hey
Local Girl:
Right back at you;)
11/19/2015 3:21PM
Sean Guard:
Hey
Local Girl:
Hey
Sean Guard:
Sup?
Local Girl:
Not much you?
Sean Guard:
Even less than that!
Ha!
Local Girl:
Hahaha that made me smile
Sean Guard:
Good. Glad to know I can.
Local Girl:
Sure can
11/22/2015 11:21AM
Sean Guard:
Hey
Happy Sunday
12/09/2015 10:50AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning
12/21/2015 9:02AM
Sean Guard:
Was nice to see you!
Local Girl:
Was even nicer to see you. I'm glad you recognized me:)
Sean Guard:
Of course I would recognize you, silly!
Local Girl:
Lol you never know. I see you a lot in your f150.
Sean Guard:
I get around a lot
Local Girl:
Yes you do
What are you up to on this rainy day?.
Sean Guard:
answering emails so far
will be a sow day
slow
you?
Me too
No. Wet is fun, but not rain wet.
Yes................!
Just GETTING to soaking wet can be a lot of fun
yummy. I love that my tongue can stay hard for a couple of hours!
LOVE to eat!
Local Girl:
Serious? No joking?
Sean Guard:
No joke. My fav part
Local Girl:
I will be completely alone from Jan 8th -16th
Couple days next week too
Sean Guard:
Hmmmmm. Is that an invite?
Love to eat while you are on your back, on your knees from behind or sitting on my face
Local Girl:
Yup. Jan 8th-16th is a for sure.
Fuck!!! Yummy
Sean Guard:
and love sucking nipples
Local Girl:
Thats a must for me! I love my nipples played with.
Sean Guard:
Good. I bite...........
Local Girl:
Good
Sean Guard:
and I spank
Local Girl:
Damn! Please do..
Sean Guard:
Please don't mind my finger sliding up your ass as I eat out your pussy and pinch your nipples
I hope you do
I'd love to suck an nibble your little clit.....
12/21/2015 11:03AM
Sean Guard:
Totally a gorgeous Goddess!
Praying you have some great lingerie I can take off with my teeth!
12/21/2015 12:07PM
Sean Guard:
You are having second thoughts......
Sean Guard:
today?
Sean Guard:
Hopefully
Sean Guard:
Tease...........
12/21/2015 9:16PM
Sean Guard:
Apologoes. Thought when you mentioned today........
12/22/2015 11:50AM
Sean Guard:
Happy Tuesday!
Lol. I am 3 blocks to the east of you
12/25/2015 1:29PM
Local Girl:
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12/27/2015 2:32PM
Sean Guard:
happy holidays
12/27/2015 8:32PM
Local Girl:
You too
12/29/2015 6:06AM
Local Girl:
Morning
12/29/2015 9:58AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning!
Local Girl:
How are you
12/29/2015 11:28AM
Sean Guard:
Good. Slammed with 2 events the first two weekend of February. Stress time!
Local Girl:
Ughhhhhhh
You still going to come see me the week of jan 8th-16th??
Sean Guard:
Yes, ma'am!
What do you have planne?
planned?
Local Girl:
:-))))
More like what excites you the most???
Sean Guard:
Ha! Everything!
Sean Guard:
Keep in mind I still have a cock that doesn't get erect. I can do something, though
Sean Guard:
Ihave injections
damn!
01/04/2016 2:58PM
Sean Guard:
Holy Jesus!
So full and such wonderful nipples
Sean Guard:
drooling...........
Love to fondle and suck on them until you cum..............
01/04/2016 6:26PM
Sean Guard:
Friday?
01/04/2016 7:44PM
Sean Guard:
Can you do a great massage?
01/10/2016 2:41PM
Sean Guard:
Lovely Sunday
01/14/2016 11:16AM
Sean Guard:
Hi.
Guess you decided againt this week.
Local Girl:
No
Sean Guard:
I have heard nothing.
02/20/2016 8:49AM
Local Girl:
Sean missed a video chat with you.
February 20, 2016 8:49 am
Call Again
Local Girl:
1:01
05/17/2016 9:56AM
Sean Guard:
Happy Tuesday
05/17/2016 6:46PM
Local Girl:
Happy Tuesday right back at you;-)
Sean Guard:
Lol
06/05/2016 3:59PM
Sean Guard:
You looked good the other day
07/02/2016 9:04AM
Local Girl:
Awwwww thank you. Its almost your birthday!!!
08/02/2016 11:54AM
Local Girl:
Hello
I got a question for you.
Sean Guard:
Hi, girl
Yes?
Sean Guard:
Still there?
Local Girl:
I am renting the house by -------...------- cut my hours 3 weeks ago because myself and 2 other new hires were the first ones to get hours cut. Well now im 600.00 short out of 1100.00 on my rent that is due on the 5th. I have NEVER been in this situation. Do you habe any ideas?
Sean Guard:
Good question.
Local Girl:
I work hard to provide for my kids as a single mom. I see all these drug addicted women getting money or help and i can't even get it
Sean Guard:
Not a lot I can think of off hand
Didn't know you were at -------
Let me see what I can think of quickly
What thoughts have you had?
Local Girl:
Yes...i work in the cut fruit program in the back
Sean Guard:
Gotcha
Local Girl:
Ive had a ton of thoughts.
Sean Guard:
What things can you do quickly?
Rent is due friday?
Restaurant serving? Cocktailing?
Local Girl:
I know....
Where and how that fast
Im scared. Ive never been scared.
Sean Guard:
I wish I was still doing private cocktail events. Gals were making $500 a night to serve drinks
Some of the things I have seen gals do are not safe
Lingerie house cleaning, etc.
Big, fast $$ but not safe
Local Girl:
Me too.....it just makes me angry and sad all at the same time that addicts can blow their money every month every month but still get help. They should drug test everyone
Sean Guard:
Agreed
Local Girl:
If it was with someone safe i wouls do it
Do you have any guy friends you trust
That are intrested in that but wouldnt hurt me?
Sean Guard:
Is -------- your landlord?
Local Girl:
Yes she is
Sean Guard:
Me, but I have a house cleaner
Local Girl:
Lol
Sean Guard:
Massuese?
Local Girl:
But i cant be late on rent
For?
Sean Guard:
For, anyone. Not hooking, but
Oily rub dowbs
Downs
Local Girl:
I dont know how to go about doing any of that.
Sean Guard:
You might see more than you like
Craigslist
Local Girl:
Lol....we talking you and i?
Sean Guard:
Girlfriend referrals
Local Girl:
Craigslist scares me
Sean Guard:
Lol, not sure you want to go you and i
Then it comes down to private referrals
Local Girl:
Where would we be able to do this at though?
I trust u
Sean Guard:
Your place with those you know, or their place if not
I offered before, but no interest from you, silly!
You need fast $$$
Is ------- your landlord?
Local Girl:
Yes ------- is my landlord. Well here i am now interested lol
I was a heart broken mess
Sean Guard:
Sol. Smiling out loud
Will ------- give you a few extra days?
Local Girl:
She might if she knows its coming
Sean Guard:
Let me see what I can do. Craving human touch, but I don't control our bank acct
Local Girl:
Make a miracle happen.
Sean Guard:
She would notice a few hundred missing, even a hundred
I don't want you stressing
You just don't want to be in a position of doing hand jobs or blow jobs for the $$$
Local Girl:
To bad you cant tell her its for someone that came to you and needed help. Im a good person. Everyone knows that.
Sean Guard:
I know. You know women, though.
Local Girl:
And we could still touch eachother
Sean Guard:
Oh, God!
Local Girl:
Sean....i have never been this worried and scared in my life.
Sean Guard:
Understood
I just sent a note to a friend that I loaned $300 to. I'll see if they have it together. Gets you some closer.
If that helps
I also have a large expense report to put in tomorrow.
Check likely next week
Local Girl:
You are the best....I was afraid to even mention it to you.
Its not easy being a single mom. I get NO HELP. I do it a on my own.
Sean Guard:
Silly not to ask
Happy to help if I can
Local Girl:
Im happy to help you if i can lol
Sean Guard:
Nice. So, since my cancer surgery, I no longer get erections, have no sperm, and my cock is half the length it was!
Can still cum, though!
Local Girl:
Really? Does it feel the same when you cum?
Sean Guard:
Pretty close. Either just rubbing my head or suckling. Kinda odd, I know
Thank God my tongue can still get erect and I have all 10 fingers!
Sean Guard:
I have $300, just need to get it in hand
If it helps
Local Girl:
Im back
Omg thank you so much
Sorry for the delay. Just got off work
Sean Guard:
Glad you got off......lucky girl
Local Girl:
Lol
Wrong kind. But i love to get pff
Off
Sean Guard:
Let me get the $300 in hand by friday
You and me both
Actually, I just love getting women off.
Local Girl:
Ok that is perfect. We both know this stays between us.
Sean Guard:
My utmost goal!
But, not saying you might even be interested in that, so let's get you the cash
Is there anyone you can borrow the other $300 from
Local Girl:
Im trying. But im so not the kinda women who ask to borrow money. I trust you...you have never caused problems with me and vice versa.
Sean Guard:
Not my style and no place in life for that
Local Girl:
I dont want to just sleep with just anyone for 300. I dont know. Or am not attracted to
Sean Guard:
I don't want you to think of yourself as a hooker
So, call this a loan and you decide from there
Local Girl:
I dont feel i am. I feel like i asked someone i have built a realationship/friendship with over the internet that i trust. Ok deal!!!
I wish i could think of someone else i trust. To ask for the other 300
Sean Guard:
Too many times doing favors are taken wrong by bad people
No idea what you are even comfortable with.
Understood
Local Girl:
I wish this would all just come together so i can relax.
Sean Guard:
Well, relax. It will.
Have a nice cocktail
Local Girl:
Lol
Cock tail
Lol
Sean Guard:
Serious. Take a bubble bath. Close your eyes
Cock IN your tail! Yummy!
Local Girl:
Im going to. I promise
Lol
Sean Guard:
I used to love a good, long ass fuck
So tight and,warm
Mmmm
So fucking tight
Local Girl:
Is that really how it feels??
Sean Guard:
Yes, amazingly tight and hot.
No matter how much lube
And so taboo that you nut off too fast
Few women really enjoy it, even if done right. Too dirty for them.
Local Girl:
Nothing wrong with that
I like it
Sean Guard:
Mmmm, beads
I love being pumped there now and then, or at least I did. No prostate now
Ever make a man come instantly by fingerings his prostate?
Fingering
Local Girl:
Yup
Sean Guard:
So explosive
Nice
He was patient and gentle?
Local Girl:
Sean missed a call from you.
August 2, 2016 1:44 pm
Call Again
Sean Guard:
Oops
You called?
Local Girl:
Sorry
Sean Guard:
??
Local Girl:
I didnt mean to call
Sean Guard:
Did your butt dial me?
Local Girl:
I did butt dial you
Sean Guard:
Smart butt
Local Girl:
Lol
Sean Guard:
I didn't want to say smart ass
Ok, in seattle. I am headed for i5 south.
We need to confirm a time on Friday to get you the $300
I will ask tomorrow on my expense report to be expidited
I am glad I can help you, helping you to relax some. Breathe deep, -------.
Local Girl:
Im trying hard. Soooo hard. Im getting in the bath now.
Drive careful.
Sean Guard:
Enjoy the warm water. Let your fingers wander
Local Girl:
;-)
Sean Guard:
Mmmm
To taste you right now
Local Girl:
I am yummy. I cant say that for sure.
Sean Guard:
May I tonight?
Taste you
Local Girl:
Where at though? House full of kids.
Sean Guard:
Hmmmmm
My office downtown?
Sean Guard:
Your right, bad idea
Sean Guard:
Was just a thought
08/02/2016 5:35PM
Local Girl:
When??
Friday?
Not a bad thought?
Q0
Sean Guard:
Tonight
730?
Local Girl:
I cant tonight....ughhhhh
Sean Guard:
No worries
Local Girl:
So when?
Sean Guard:
You tell me. Should have the cash by thursday
Local Girl:
Probably. Then we can meet too that day. If you can.
Sean Guard:
Just find a place
Sean Guard:
What do you have in mind?
08/03/2016 5:46AM
Local Girl:
Lol i went yo bed early
Local Girl:
I couldnt find the other 300 yesterday, still short 300.. Just so you know your the best. Thank you for this
08/03/2016 1:56PM
Local Girl:
I will let you contact me on here. I've tried.
Sean Guard:
No worries. Been working on a home project. Headed downtown for a 4 pm mtg, then.......?? Should have the $300 tomorrow. Not sure I can do the other $300
Sean Guard:
Once I finish my mtg, I need to grab a haircut and try and find a masseuse to work my shoulders and arms. They are just screaming
Local Girl:
Ummmmm I wish i could do that for you...I just don't know where
Sean Guard:
My office downtown, not city hall. I have a private office on main street
Bring oul!
Local Girl:
Perfect. Towel?
Time ?
Sean Guard:
Yes, towel. 5 pm?
Local Girl:
Tomorrow right?
Please say we are on the same page
You said thursday
Hello
Sean Guard:
Sorry, thought you meant the massaging. I need that tonight. Tomorrow for handing off cash
I confused you
Local Girl:
You did. Im ready forr tomorrow though😇
Sean Guard:
Ok.
Let's see what shakes out. I have got to get some hands on my shoulders and arms tonight
Muscle spasms, etc.
Sean Guard:
So, not available today
????
Local Girl:
No but tomorrow i set aside for you.
Sean Guard:
Damn
Ok
Local Girl:
You be a good boy tonight😜
Sean Guard:
Not worried on that
08/04/2016 8:13AM
Local Girl:
You up?
Sean Guard:
Y re s, ma'am
I wake by 6 am no matter what
08/04/2016 9:36AM
Sean Guard:
Can you meet at 3 p.m. today?
08/04/2016 12:43PM
Local Girl:
Where?
Sean Guard:
My office. 2011 Main Street. Old day care building
Local Girl:
Yes
Sean Guard:
awesome. I will get up and check my mail
Maybe closer to 3:15.....
What do I need?
Local Girl:
You saved me this month. You have no idea how scared I was.
What do you mean?
Sean Guard:
You re bringing oil and towel?
do I need anything?
Local Girl:
I have towel....maybe oil but im looking.
Sean Guard:
How slippery do you want to get
??
I have beer and wine here
Local Girl:
Lol
Not to slippery. Its in the middle of the day lol
You make me smile
Sean Guard:
We'll turn the lights off
what will you be wearing???
You know I will want to feel your jugs and suck your nipples........
Local Girl:
Sun dress
Sean Guard:
k
Wish I had a masssage table here
Sean Guard:
What do you prefer to drink?
Local Girl:
Wine
Sean Guard:
Ok.
I have some good whites in the fridge and a few good reds as well.
Local Girl:
No dark wines...
Sean Guard:
Ok
Local Girl:
Perfect
Red is yucky to me
Sean Guard:
Red makes men..............hard
and horny
I'll stay with white with you...........
Sean Guard:
One staff member still here......
Local Girl:
How long???
;-(
I have to be somewhere at 4:30
Sean Guard:
Working on it. Any minute
Sean Guard:
Get your ass in here!
Sean Guard:
-------???
Local Girl:
On my wah
Old school district office building right??
Sean Guard:
Nope
Closer to town
Old preschool
2011 main
Has fenced yard next to it
Sean Guard:
Why?
Local Girl:
I just saw you right?
Sean Guard:
Yep
Just doing a rub down, yes
Anywhere
Local Girl:
You made my day:-) i feel so much more comfortable
Sean Guard:
Promise! Your mouth, -------, is fucking magical!
I am glad you are more comfy, know what to expect. It's just a guy.......
Sean Guard:
I know we can. Even without a live cock. Some toys, slippery oils, bathtubs.....
Champagne
Local Girl:
On
Sean Guard:
Good. Same here
08/05/2016 7:06AM
Local Girl:
Morning sunshine
Sean Guard:
Good morning!
08/05/2016 8:23AM
Local Girl:
How are we going to meet today. 50.00 short is all i am for rent after what i get from you;-) i did it.....almost all by myself;-)
Sean Guard:
Good deal. I will be going by city hall in about an hour to see if the mail has arrived.
Local Girl:
Perfect
08/05/2016 11:17AM
Local Girl:
Everything ok? Im getting nervous 😞
Sean Guard:
Not in mail, so going to plan B. Are you at home?
Local Girl:
I am. But so are kids. Whats plan b?
I can meet you anywhere
Sean Guard:
K. Headed to Riverview in just a few mins
Local Girl:
Ok
Sean Guard:
5 mins
Over by goodwill at safeway
Local Girl:
Perfect
Sean Guard:
I gotta go.....hurry
08/17/2016 9:47AM
Local Girl:
You make me smile with those post😉
Hope you have a great day.
Sean Guard:
Humor. You have to have humor. God. Thinking about you on your knees oh my word
08/18/2016 8:41AM
Local Girl:
Awwwww I had fun with you thats for sure...
Sean Guard:
Good
08/28/2016 1:06PM
Sean Guard:
Did you ever find your oils?
08/29/2016 3:06PM
Local Girl:
What are you up to?
Sean Guard:
Thinking of you
08/29/2016 4:57PM
Sean Guard:
Did you??
Are you?
I'd like to spend some time with you
08/29/2016 7:24PM
Local Girl:
Ok
Sean Guard:
When?
Yes. What time is best for you?
And where?
08/30/2016 9:55AM
Sean Guard:
You tell me. What do you have in mind?
Sean Guard:
Wine?
Orgasms?
floating the river?
hot air balloon?
08/30/2016 1:22PM
Sean Guard:
Nice
Feel like being on your knees again?
God I wish I could fuck you
Both your puss and your ass
Local Girl:
I wish you could toooo....
Sean Guard:
Hmmmm
dildo?
vibrator?
have you ever been double-stuffed?
Sean Guard:
hello?
Mmmmm
k
did you like it? Feel full?
What WOULD you do if two cocks came at you?
so, where to meet? and play.......
Local Girl:
Mmmmmm....i would love to be fucked and suck at the same time
Sean Guard:
nice
and if we both wanted to fuck you at the same time, would you try it?
08/31/2016 10:43AM
Sean Guard:
Mmm
Love to have you today!
Local Girl:
Thursday or friday works for me. I just dont know where
Sean Guard:
Hmmm
Sean Guard:
We need another guy
Or, girl?
08/31/2016 3:55PM
Local Girl:
Either would be fun
Sean Guard:
Have a friend who would be fun? And discreet
Where to meet, where to meet?
Local Girl:
Lol
Sean Guard:
Nice
Local Girl:
You figure it out...Kids aren't back to school yet
Sean Guard:
Hmmm. Picnic table,at a park?
09/03/2016 12:30PM
Local Girl:
Hey...just so you know I changed my relationship status because I am being literally over whelmed by messages from men.
Sean Guard:
I was wondering
Feeling sad for me and glad for you when I saw it
Local Girl:
You have no idea the creeps i deal with
Sean Guard:
I don't want to be one of them!
I'd rather be the one who helps out now and then
And hopefully gives you a bit of pleasure
Local Girl:
I know....i was literally going nuts with all the messages. I should show u
Sean Guard:
That's ok. Show me something else!
09/06/2016 8:53AM
Local Girl:
I need to see you. Need to talk to you.
Sean Guard:
What's up?
Hello?
Local Girl:
Not serious. Give me a few. Ill be right back
Sean Guard:
ok. will be hre. Just working on computer stuff
Sean Guard:
Yawn.......
09/06/2016 11:10AM
Sean Guard:
??
09/06/2016 3:52PM
Sean Guard:
all good?
09/06/2016 7:54PM
Local Girl:
No
Ill talk to you in the morning
Sean Guard:
????
09/07/2016 5:52AM
Local Girl:
I need some finacial help one more time...i hate asking but I have no one else to ask. Im a good women...struggling for the first time as a single mom. But as of monday you can come to my house during school hours. My oldest son is leaving for 15 days hunting
09/07/2016 6:59AM
Sean Guard:
Good morning! I am sorry to hear that. I am not in a position to help this month. Matter of fact, Sept and October are,always very lean months,always all our deposits come due for our fall & winter events. Tens of thousands going out the door.
I know you are a good person. Never doubted that, silly!
09/07/2016 10:46AM
Local Girl:
Could you help at all?
Even 300.00
I could give you 150.00 pf it back by the 20th
I dont know what else to do...im scared to death
Sean Guard:
I wish I could. During these two months, I don't even take a salary out of the business. That is how much we are send OUT to others.
09/07/2016 8:12PM
Sean Guard:
You doing ok?
09/08/2016 10:05AM
Local Girl:
At this point I'm having to deal with things min by min. I have to get to work...so gas in my truck is my main concern right now.
09/08/2016 1:27PM
Local Girl:
Cant figure it out....i just started this second job. I have no way to get to work by 7:30 tonight
Sean Guard:
Can you meet me at 5ish at Arco downtown to drop $10-$15 of gas in your truck.
Local Girl:
Yes
Thank you
Do you want me there right at 5 or a lil after?
Sean Guard:
Will let you know. Keep your phone handy tgen
Sean Guard:
In 2 mtgs at city Hall right now
Local Girl:
Ok. If you can't get me on here my new number is (HIDDEN-FOR - PROTECTION).....changed phone companies...could have kept my old number but felt i needed a new start😘
09/20/2016 4:04PM
Sean Guard:
Hello??? What am I? Chopped liver?
Local Girl:
No....😞
Sean Guard:
Great sex and loyal!
Local Girl:
Lol sounded fantastic
Sean Guard:
Good
When?
Local Girl:
You tell me
Sean Guard:
Tomorrow morning
Local Girl:
Time???
Sean Guard:
930
Local Girl:
That would work
Sean Guard:
Hot shower..........rub downs?
Vibrator
Butt plug?
Ok. See you then!
Be ready
Local Girl:
Sorry talking to mom too
Sean Guard:
Don't invite mom.
She would kill me!
Need another 35 year old nymph
We can direct her
Nahhhh
Your mom wouldn't want to know that you're having great sex with someone who's loyal to you
09/21/2016 8:53AM
Local Girl:
Lol so can you meet at a different time.
Sean Guard:
When?
09/22/2016 7:01AM
Sean Guard:
My day today is pretty packed
09/23/2016 7:12PM
Local Girl:
Are you busy
Had a question? Were you ever an officer?
Sean Guard:
Yes, in Camas
10/06/2016 11:13AM
Sean Guard:
Doing ok?
10/07/2016 10:36AM
Local Girl:
Im ok
Not great
Sean Guard:
??
10/08/2016 2:21PM
Local Girl:
Whats going on?
Sean Guard:
Just getting ready for football
10/10/2016 9:56AM
Sean Guard:
Good. Did you have a good weekend?
05/10/17 WED 5:37AM
Local Girl:
This is absolutely ridiculous
284.00 ???
05/10/17 WED 11:46AM
Local Girl:
Water bills are out of control in this town. 106.00 just to flush the toilet? Time for me and the kids to move up to bear prairie. Out of this messed up town. My opinion of this town I call my hometown, and use to be proud to be fro m m here....it's going down the drain, right along side Longview.
05/11/17 THU 10:41AM
Sean Guard:
Actually, compared to costs in other cities, we are in a fortunate position. The requirements of operating a sewer department get more expensive every year. I was in meetings this week with some cities that are at $116 per MONTH just for sewer. Water was added to that.
Local Girl:
I have to apologise actually. I forgot it's for 2 months.
Sean Guard:
Yes. We are looking to go to monthly billing, if we can do it without costing a lot more.
It is a rarity that any apologizes. Thank you.
anyone
Local Girl:
Although I think it's time for a "purge" to many able body young men in this house not working lol
Your welcome
Sean Guard:
That part I cannot help you with
Local Girl:
Lol that the truth....but I on the other hand can. If they don't have jobs by the end of the month it's time to move on.
Sean Guard:
I hope you are doing well and the new job suits you
Local Girl:
Kids and I are moving up the river in July anyway but in the mean time I'm done feeding anyone over 19.
I love my job
Sean Guard:
Wait, I am over 19!
Local Girl:
Lol
I'll tell you one thing ...I know ever alcoholic in this town from working at -------. Cheapest beer and booze in town.
Sean Guard:
Hmmm, I may need to start buying my beer there!
Local Girl:
You mean you didn't know we are the cheapest in town? I'm shocked how much I sell
Sean Guard:
I did not

Clark County Politics

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Local leftist serial texter Sean Guard on his overdue departure as Washouganl mayor.

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