Friday, April 11, 2014

Confusion by Mussolini Mikey Briggs.

Apparently, democrat front group IBEW 48 endorsed Mussolini Mikey Briggs' abortive election campaign.

Mikey, of course, acts like this is a big deal... or that they had any other choice.

They didn't.

As a rule, IBEW 48 doesn't endorse GOP challengers for anything.

Equally, as a rule, IBEW 48, which is, after all, a union, typically endorses democrat challengers to anything when the incumbent is GOP.  It's actually all rather Pavlovian.

Mikey is giddy that someone with money is endorsing him.  It's almost as if it matters.

But as a fringe-left candidate, when you get up in front of a fringe-left group and your sprout nothing but fringe-left platitudes, AND you're the only democrat candidate running, who else WOULD they endorse?

And what does that endorsement look like?  Are they going to max out to him? Does that mean that if Briggs ever puts enough money together to actually buy signs, their sign crews will put them up for him?

Does that mean anything besides a "pat-on-the-head, you're -a-GOOD-boy" otherwise meaningless acknowledgement on their part?

Of course not.

They'll throw a few shekels Mikey's way and that'll be the end of it.

They know like anyone watching that Mikey has less than zero chance to win this thing, just like his buddy Whine-ingham.

Dude... you're DOA.  I get that this is some sort of platform for you to sprout your fringe-left blather.  But in about 6 months, you ARE going to be humiliated.  Take the clue, dooder: your inability to raise money OUGHT to tell you SOMETHING

You've raised a grand total of $1025 as of today.  That's an average of roughly $85 a week since you started this nightmare.

In fact, I nominate this as the official Mussolini Mikey campaign fund raising song.

God, how it must suck to be you.

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