So, having taken leave of their senses on Obamacare, the USSC overturns The Stolen Valor Act.
Well, boys and girls, any of you ever had a hankerin' to be war heroes... particularly without going through the mundane process of actually GOING to war?
Or how about you in the military with cook and bottle washer MOS's? Tired of just struttin' your stuff with a few, mundane, "I was there" ribbons?
Well, hell. YOU TOO can now be a WAR HERO!
That's right, if you act now, you can become the first girl Ranger/Spook-SF type. You can get a CIB with a BUNCH of stars on it. Get your own Silver Stars with a BUNCH of oak leaf clusters... A set of master jump wings... A diver qual badge... a halo badge, a bunch of tabs, etc, etc.
Impress the girls and your drinking buddies. Apply for benefits exclusive to those combat veterans... because it's all... now.... LEGAL.
Connecticutt US Senator Richard Blumenthal, who somehow morphed from never setting foot in Vietnam to having actually served there, will be thrilled.
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Where can I apply for my bogus Medal of Honor?
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