Wednesday, January 27, 2010

My nomination for Greg Oden's nickname? "The Naked Truth."

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Never known for his dribbling or ball-handling, the Blazer's biggest flop in franchise history (since, well, their LAST big flops) put some beef out there with the ol' cell phone camera in the bathroom mirror shtick, showing some of his more "athletic" equipment.

Well, I believe that every time he's announced in this NBA (assuming the man with the play doh knees ever IS announced in the NBA) it should go something like this:

Ladies and gentlemen, at 7 foot gazillion inches and 285 pounds.... Greg "The Naked Truth" ODEN!!!!!!!!!

Just sayin.
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