Obummer Administration suffers a crippling blow fror his NOT campaign: TOTUS, podium and Seal.... STOLEN!

Nationwide BOLO's have gone out as the president's lifeline and programmer, his own, personal; ("sob") TELEPROMPTER ha been STOLEN!

Ahhhh..... blessed silence ensues.  Obama's NOT campaign dives even lower into the sewer, if that's possible.

No doubt, taxpayer dollars will be wasted to replace them.  Meanwhile, Obama's ability to communicate is severely crippled.  And, I believe, we're all better off for it.

Pictures from Obama's NOT campaign:

NOT CAMPAIGNING

Anyway, here's the tragic story of the kidnapping and subsequent "disconnection" of The One's gear. Sources tell me as a result. Obama, is an inconsolable mess.

Not that he wasn't an inconsolable mess before any of this happened, you understand...