Brancaccio overdoses on moron pills: brain damage suspected.

In one of the more indescribably idiotic columns this weasel has cranked out in support of his loot rail/CRC/massive toll fetish, Brancaccio flat out lies.

Ladies and gentlemen, I mean absolutely, unquestionably lies to anyone reading this.

I can forgive stupid.  "Stupid" can't be helped (The Pit Yorkie immediately comes to mind) but the bizarre idea that even a fully functional loot rail scam would have had ANY impact on the traffic train-wreck caused by a semi-truck crash the other day... well, that's a flat out lie.

This is the sewer scum Brancaccio sprayed all over the region with his despicable lie fest: decide for yourself.

The light-rail passion

What a traffic mess this week, eh?

More than a few folks characterized it as the worst they have ever seen. It began with an accident on the I-205 bridge Monday and proceeded to cascade to just about all things Vancouver, including the I-5 bridge.

So we put up our weekly unscientific Web poll on the mess. Essentially, the poll asked whether a new bridge and accompanying light rail would have helped lessen the traffic mess.

And I was just a little surprised by the results. More than 55 percent of those responding said they didn't think the new bridge and light rail would have helped.

Huh?

Now, I get that there are folks out there who believe light rail is the devil incarnate. I get that in some cultures you'd rather give up your first-born male child than acknowledge the subway within us all.

But to say that light rail would not have helped alleviate a massive traffic problem is simply nonsensical. That is what light rail does.

It might not be worth the cost. It might flood Vancouver streets with Portland zombies. There may be a better solution. But it would help traffic congestion. Come on, now!

This delusion that our local editorial spastic clings to, that loot rail would solve every traffic problem known to man is just that: retarded.

Wasting billions on an unneeded, unwanted and unaffordable post card picture for the scum of the downtown mafia might do a lot of things besides bankrupt us here in Clark County, but it would have MADE NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER AS A RESULT OF THE SEMI WRECK.

One of the many problems the democratian has is Brancaccio is a flat out liar.  And like our president, trust is the only thing he has to offer.

What makes that problematic is that, like our president, he has shown himself to be an arrogant ass of a liar, who will lie at the drop of a hat if he thinks it will aid his agenda, will of the people be damned.

And in this instance, the blithering idiot running the rag assures us that if we had just gone into debt for a mere $10 billion or so on his light rail project, everything would have been just peachy.

He doesn't explain how that would work, of course.

He doesn't show how using every loot rail train in Portland would have begun to move the volume of traffic typically moved by the 205.

He doesn't even start to look at where everyone would have parked to get on that massive theft of our hard-earned, easily wasted by scum like Brancaccio choo choo.

All he does is, once again, call us stupid, stomp his widdle footsie, and scream:

But to say that light rail would not have helped alleviate a massive traffic problem is simply nonsensical. That is what light rail does.

Which explains perfectly why Portland's traffic, loot rail notwithstanding, is some of the worst on the planet.

Because it's OBVIOUSLY "helped to alleviate their massive traffic problems," resulting in some of the worst traffic congestion in the world.

It takes a special kind of idiocy to actually believe that stupidity.

When Lou dies, his brain should be studied... he should get his own specimen refrigerator at, say, the UW Medical Center so researchers can begin to figure out how Brancaccio's stupid developed and why it was obviously catching... and how it got spread as thoroughly as it obviously has among those practicing the political and financial incest of the downtown mafia.

His column is so unalterably moronic that he should be ashamed of it.

And, it's nice to know that in his warped opinion, Durbin was worth a few paragraphs, anyway.

Idiot.