Dr. Greg Gutfield, Ph.D In All Things, on the Ecological Bigotry of all things Copenhagen

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Close readers of this blog note that I occasionally quote Saint Greg, The Just, Major Domo of the political Must See TV show, Red Eye (Weekdays at Midnight, Pacific time and usually 9 pm on weekends, also Pacific Time: devote your DVR's to it)

As one of Dr. Greg's acolytes, I frequently review his masterfully done web site, The Daily Gut.

Today's effort is certainly worthy of the Nobel Prize for Literature, and the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary. Well, maybe not, but they're at least more worthy then the bogus award absconded with by our Acorn-in-Chief.

So here, for your edification, are the jewels dropping from the pouty lips of that GIANT of a political prognosticator, Greg Gutfeld.

MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: I CAN'T COPENHAGEN

So while Copenhagen airport expects up to 140 extra private jets during the Climate Change summit, everyone else in the eye of the global warming storm is circling their solar-powered wagons.

Predictably, the New York Times says those Climategate emails reveal nothing more than the pettiness of a few scientists - and in no way undermines global warming science. Meanwhile, The Environmental Protection Agency has announced that greenhouse gases are endangering people's health, making way for the Obama administration to enact regulation without congressional action. And no surprise, both Robert Gibbs and the chair of the IPCC dismissed the Climategate scandal as no big deal.

Oh look - Here's some tape of all delegates arriving.
(roll tape of delegates arriving in cars)

Oh, how the planet weeps!

But sadly, what were seeing now with Climategate is not an anomaly, as the Times wants you to believe, but the opposite of an anomaly (a promonaly, if you will). Fact is, those emails were all about suppression- and suppression has been the bedrock of global warming science since day one.

So, let's start with the basics: greenhouse gases. CO2 is one of them, and activists like to tell us than man-made driven CO2 is what's causing global warming. However, of all the CO2 entering our atmosphere every year, only 3 percent or so comes from evil humans. The rest comes from Satan's triad: oceans, animals and plant life. Why does no one beyond "Scared to Death" authors Christopher Booker and Richard North point this out? Well, you can't say that humanity is destroying the planet, once you realize man's impact is negligible.

Big Green also likes to talk about consensus. Well let's talk about consensus - like the Gallup poll of climate scientists showing that nearly 50 percent had rejected man-caused global warming. Or how about the first assessment report from the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change? They even suggested that the temperature changes of the last century could all be due to "natural variation." However, according to Booker and North, the summarizers ignored the report's uncertainty, and instead predicted substantial warming. And look up the infamous Hockey Stick graph - which eliminated real global warming from ages ago, in order to make it look like the climate's getting way hotter now. That's how you get consensus: through suppression.

And then there's Al Gore. When one of his beloved professors published a paper saying global warming science was uncertain, Gore made the man's sanity an issue. He also tried to pressure Ted Koppel into linking political and economic forces to anti-global warming factions. And of course, there's his movie, which exaggerated faulty data until it became utterly laughable.

Just like his poetry. Take a look. It's from his new book, "Our Choice."

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun
Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea

Vanity Fair calls that "equal parts beautiful, evocative and disturbing."

I call it equal parts barf, barf and barf.

More, much more.